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Waters proves dangerous for Swans - and goldfish
Steve Butler
October 3, 2006




Amid the free-flowing beer for West Coast's premiership heroes at Steve's Hotel in the Perth suburb of Nedlands yesterday, the grand final marks became more spectacular, the goals were kicked from further out and there was the little case of Finding Nemo - or at least, Adam Hunter's goldfish.

As the celebrations for their first flag for 12 years continued, a sheepish Beau Waters admitted he had satisfied a late Sunday night snack attack by devouring Hunter's bowl swimmer.

Waters confessed to the crime and added that his fishy snack had been far from tasty.

Hunter had only a cryptic message in response to the crime against his goldfish.

"Right now, I'd like to say something inspirational, but that's not really me, so I'll just give you a line by Keanu Reeves in The Replacements," he said.

" 'Pain heals, chicks dig scars and glory lasts forever.' "